Monday, September 14, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

SMS

In a crowded bus a sardar started pressing a gals buttocks.
Girl " yeh tum acha nahi kar rahe ho"
Sardar "Bus ke andar isse acha nahi ho sakta"

SMS

A hair cutting sallon of Sardarji is shifted from ground floor is shifted from ground floor to first floor. The notice was printed as
"Neeche ke baal katwa ne ki dukan upar hai"

SMS




Sardar ordered pizza. when waiter asked him whether he should cut it into 4 or 8 pcs? Sardar said "Yaar, 4 hi karde, 8 nahi kha paoonga"!

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Sardar goes to Doc. and tells "Mujhe kabi kabi insan ki awaz sunai deti hai par woh insaan dikayi nahi deta.
Doc "kab se hoti hai aisa?"
Sardar " Jab me phone pe bath karta hu"

Smile

Smile in pleasure
Smile in pain
Smile when trouble pours like a rain
Smile when someone hurts you
Smile because someone still cares for you