Monday, September 14, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009


In a crowded bus a sardar started pressing a gals buttocks.
Girl " yeh tum acha nahi kar rahe ho"
Sardar "Bus ke andar isse acha nahi ho sakta"


A hair cutting sallon of Sardarji is shifted from ground floor is shifted from ground floor to first floor. The notice was printed as
"Neeche ke baal katwa ne ki dukan upar hai"


Sardar ordered pizza. when waiter asked him whether he should cut it into 4 or 8 pcs? Sardar said "Yaar, 4 hi karde, 8 nahi kha paoonga"!


Sardar goes to Doc. and tells "Mujhe kabi kabi insan ki awaz sunai deti hai par woh insaan dikayi nahi deta.
Doc "kab se hoti hai aisa?"
Sardar " Jab me phone pe bath karta hu"


Smile in pleasure
Smile in pain
Smile when trouble pours like a rain
Smile when someone hurts you
Smile because someone still cares for you


All religius in this world spreads only on message. The bible, quaran, granth, geeta. All teach us to love each other. But only Kamasutra explains how.

ಮೇಘ ಸಂದೇಶ (SMS)

Yaad hai, hum pehle kaha mile te....

Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aup aap ne kaha
"Bhagavan ke naam pe kuch dede baba"!!!

Small Things

Temporary fainting attacks are common among people of all age groups. It is due to lack of blood supply to the brain. The majority of fainting attacks are temporary and the patient regains conseiousness within a few minutes.
If you observed someone fainting, insead of sprinkling water on his face, raise his legs by putting circulations to the brain and the patient regains consciousness faster.

Small Things

Pregnant Women, BEWARE!

Woman in advanced stage of pregnancy may suffer from giddiness on suddenly getting up from teh bed. This occurs due to the pressure of the enlarged uterus on the major veins ( Inferior Vena Cana) carring blood to the heart.
To avoid this pressure, she should turn sideways before getting up.




Tuesday, September 8, 2009

OTC medicines

There are many drugs available in medical shops that can be bought without a prescription from the a doctor. They are known as over-the-counter (OTC) drugs. These are for symptomatic treatment of minor ailments, till the time that medical help is available.
The golden rule about such drug is, do not use these medications for more than 28 hours. If there is no relief, you must consult your doctor to be on the safe side.

For bleaching your face, mix the juice of a leman in cream and apply this mixture on your face, neck and massage. Result off after a few minute.
If you are allergic to imitation jewellery, apply a little colorless nail polish on the rear side of the jewellery. You won’t develop any resh

Positive Thinking

You are what you think. If you think positively you are sending a thousand messages a day to all parts of your body encouraging health.
If you think negatively you are internally broadcasting a thousand messages that encourage illness.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Story of 4 people

Here is the Story of 4 people

Anybody, Nobody, Everybody & Somebody

There was an important job to be done and 'Everybody' was sure that 'Somebody' would do it, 'Anybody' could have done it. But 'Nobody' did it. 'Somebody' got angry about that because it is 'Everybody's' job. 'Everybody' thought that 'Anybody' could do it. 'Everybody' blammed 'Somebody' actually 'Nobody' accused 'Anybody'.


’ನೀ’ ಅಲ್ಲವೇ?


We all know that curd is an excellent summer food. In any form it cools teh stomach. Be it in form of plain dahi, rich alssi or thin buttermilk.

But do you know that curd can also cool your skin?
Apply a spponful fo curd on your face in the hot afternoon and then wash with cold water after ten minutes.
You immidietly feel fresh & your skin will glow too.

Thursday, September 3, 2009


ನಿಶಬ್ದ ಮಾತನಾಡುವಷ್ಟು ಸ್ವಾರಸ್ಯಕರವಾಗಿ ಮತ್ತಾವ ಭಾಷೆಯೂ ಮಾತನಾಡಲಾರದು. ಮಿಲನದಲ್ಲಿನ ಆನಂದವನ್ನು ವಿದಾಯದಲ್ಲಿನ ವಿಷಾದವನ್ನು ನಿಶಬ್ದ ಪ್ರಕಟಿಸುವಷ್ಟು ಗಾಡವಾಗಿ ಮತ್ತಾವುದೂ ಪ್ರಕಟಿಸಲಾರದು.


ಮನವು ತುಂಬದಿರೆ ಮಾತು
ಹರಿಯ ಬಿಡಬಾರದು ನಾಲಗೆ
ತಡೆದು ಬಳಸಿದರೆ ಲೇಸಹುದು
ಬರುವ ನಾಳಿನ ಬಾಳಿಗೆ


Sparkling Teeth
An excellent naturopathic formaula for shiny teeth is to soak your toothbrush in lime juice just before brushing.
It is a simple regimen of exereising the gums and keeping the teeth clean. This coupled with a carfully planned diet, rich in calcium and phosphorus, are about the only ways you can ensure healthy and sparkling teeth.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

He who doesnot understand
your silence
will probably not understand
your words.